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ultimately, make more informed treatment decisions. Every month,
Cancer Monthly summarizes the latest clinical results of cancer
therapies presented by oncologists, researchers, and other cancer
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the world.
Solving
the real drug problem
 The
real drug problem is the legal drugs that kill hundreds of thousands
of people each year. Death from illegal drugs does not compare to
that. Want to teach your kids to not take drugs - legal and illegal?
Show them a better way to deal with life's stresses, aches and pains
than taking drugs. Explore drug-free healthcare - and bring your
kids with you when you visit the chiropractor, homeopath,
naturopath, nutritionist or other healer. The April 5, 2004 issue of
the Atlanta Journal Constitution (AJC) reports on a study
from Metropolitan State University in Minneapolis that shows that
children and teens are more likely to use non-medical alternatives
if their parents did too! According to the researchers: "Not
surprisingly, the most significant factor that determined whether a
pediatric patient would use complementary or alternative medicine is
whether an adult in the family used it." (6)
And
now for something completely different
 Now
this is really important - according to a Yahoo! News release,
researchers from the University of California say that if men share
household chores...their wives will find them more attractive.
This
is modern medicine?
"More than half of all medical
treatments, and perhaps as many as 85%, have never been validated by
clinical trials." (7-8) Yes, this is modern medicine. Drugs,
surgical procedures and medical treatments are often dangerous,
killing hundreds of thousands Americans each year and injuring many
times that number.
And
they're calling us dangerous?
 One
response to the damage caused by unproven and untested drugs and
medical procedures is that lots of people are turning to the world
of drug-free, natural, safer healthcare. The medical response is
typical.
On April 9, 2005 Dr. Gong-Soog Hong
and her team presented findings at the annual meeting of the
American Council on Consumer Interests in Columbus, Ohio revealing
that more than 70% of adults aged 50 or older use some type of
alternative therapy, such as herbal medicine, meditation, or
chiropractic. Obviously they are seeking safer, more effective,
health optimizing care. Dr. Hong, reflecting the medical mindset
said: "many of these remedies are largely untested, and experts
still don't know if they interfere with many combinations of drugs
older adults are taking." (9)
Is this the only thing Dr. Hong
sees? The medical profession simply refuses to see the handwriting
on the wall and is in a state of denial. It needs collective
psychotherapy.
Patients will continue to seek
safer, less expensive, more effective care as long as modern
medicine remains so dangerous and expensive and concentrates more on
treating symptoms than correcting the cause of dis-ease.
Humor
TEENAGERS ARE LIKE CATS
 1.
Neither teenagers nor cats turn their heads when you call them by
name.
2. No matter what you do for them,
it is not enough. Indeed, all humane efforts are barely adequate to
compensate for the privilege of waiting on them hand and foot.
3. You rarely see a cat walking
outside of the house with an adult human being, and it can be safely
said that no teenager in his or her right mind wants to be seen in
public with his or her parents.
4. Even if you tell jokes as well
as Jay Leno, neither your cat nor your teen will ever crack a smile.
5. No cat or teenager shares your
taste in music.
6. Cats and teenagers can lie on
the living room sofa for hours on end without moving, barely
breathing.
7. Cats have nine lives. Teenagers
carry on as if they did.
8. Cats and teenagers yawn in
exactly the same manner, communicating that ultimate human ecstasy:
a sense of complete and utter boredom.
9. Cats and teenagers do not
improve anyone's furniture.
10. Cats that are free to roam
outside sometimes have been known to return in the middle of the
night to deposit a dead animal in your bedroom. Teenagers are not
above that sort of behavior.
Thus, if you must raise teenagers,
the best sources of advice are not other parents, but veterinarians.
It is also a good idea to keep a guidebook on cats at hand at all
times. And remember, above all else, put out the food and do not
make any sudden moves in their direction.
When they make up their minds, they
will finally come to you for some affection and comfort, and it will
be a triumphant moment for all concerned.
 See
you next month. Don't forget to stop by for a spinal checkup and an
adjustment (if needed). And bring in the family too - kids do better
at school when they aren't subluxated (really!)
Want copies of
this newsletter for your friends? Stop by the office and we'll give
you some hard copies or write to us and we'll add them to our
mailing list. Please remember that everyone needs to be free from
subluxations so bring your friends and loved ones for a spinal
checkup.
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Chiropractic,
Healthcare services, products, and information.
It's
been said that age is a feeling, not a number. We're sure you know
those who are active, healthy, full of life and "sparkle"
well into "old" age while younger people are sickly, aged
and really old. Can chiropractic help you stay younger, healthier
and prevent premature aging? Research is increasingly saying
"yes." Read on...
Subluxation degeneration often takes years to develop but accidents
can age people "overnight." (2)
your joints, increase your range of motion and begin to reverse
degeneration. (3)
inhibit DNA repair and cause faster aging. In a recent study 25
patients under short-term chiropractic care were compared to 21
patients under long-term chiropractic care (at least two years) and
30 non-chiropractic controls.
Antibodies,
or immune molecules, in a mother's breast milk are transferred to
the baby, giving them immunity to illnesses that the mother is
immune to. If your newborn is exposed to a germ, it will go from the
baby's mouth through the breast to the mom's immune system. She will
make antibodies to that germ and transfer them back to the baby at
the next feeding. Studies repeatedly reveal that babies who are
breastfed exclusively have better functioning immune systems in the
long-term as well.